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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Says the man who uses all microsoft software except IE
    #73637





    Well done!
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      All pubs and clubs should be closed on a Sunday
      You're too far east to qualify as being in the valleys.

      And anyway, you observe the "day of rest" by doing 17 hours DIY!
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
        Night Diver

        Be careful when you get up - if your arm starts dropping off, pull it back on quickly and hold it in situ with gaffer tape.

        If necessary, use the nail gun to nail it back on.



        Ouch! That's not funny!
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          I had a brief go in the sensory deprivation chamber at the university's psychology department when I went for my UCCA open day & interview extravaganza.

          Very weird... six of you cram in there, yet when the door closes, you're suddenly totally alone - even though a bunch of people are standing within six inches of you, it's like there's nothing in the world other than what's in your own head
          I experienced something similar deep down in the bowels of in an abandoned slate mine.

          Millions of years old rock is strangely quiet. Except for your own breathing and heartbeat and swallowing and gurgling tummy ... but one's own thoughts soon drown out the sound of all those noises. <there isn't an appropriate smiley>
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            Night all
            Good night, night shift.
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              I suppose I had better get this place ready.
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                That's the milk brought in ready for tea.
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  You can't drivel properly without some tea inside you.
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                    You can't drivel properly without some tea inside you.
                    can't I?

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                      The kettle's filled and on. It'll same time if there's some hot water ready.

                      Just in case Scourer turns up as early as he said he would.
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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