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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    DrivelFight, at the TPD Corral

    Chapter One - A stranger called BrowneIssue moseys on into town
    and shoots up the sheriff
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      "Thank you, Diver. An incorrect challenge. One point to Diver."

      "Nicholas, I hate you."

      "Really BrowneIssue? Please give two points to Diver. Diver, the subject remains with you. Please continue drivelling without deviation, repetition or hesitation .... now."
      Civil Engineering and Building remember
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        Originally posted by Diver View Post
        It would leave a huge lip gently and comically rocking on the floor
        Do I'd turn into one great big trout pout, like Leslie Ash?

        Ooh, yuck!
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
          Do I'd turn into one great big trout pout, like Leslie Ash?

          Ooh, yuck!
          and no compensation
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            My connection keeps Timing out

            4 time in the last ten minutes
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
              Bare
              #69296





              Well done!
              One point to BI
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                Originally posted by Diver View Post
                And what position would she be in now, woof or bible basher, Geddit?
                Woof: too much risk of poor direction control and that's not a favourite.

                Bible basher: if on knees - nah, something more fulfilling, methinks.

                Bible basher: Missionary. That's the one, I reckon.

                We know way too much about the subject of our discussion!
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  Originally posted by Diver View Post
                  and shoots up the sheriff


                  I don't remember Wyatt Earp or Doc Holliday being involved in anything like THAT!
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    and again
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      Originally posted by Diver View Post
                      and shoots up the sheriff
                      When these so-called "Gangsta Rappaz" use lyrics such as "I'm gonna pop a cap up his ass" I thought they meant shoot someone with a gun, not, errm, share quiche recipes!
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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