test please delete

[BrilloPad]

oh dear - this is going to be a long and painful day.

[BrowneIssue]

tpd god now

Ooh-err, aren't you just!

That's a nice desk lamp to commemorate Diver's 5000th TPD post. Good one!

[BrowneIssue]

oh dear - this is going to be a long and painful day.

Why do you say that?

[BrowneIssue]

The Top TPD Posters

No. User . . . . . . . Posts . Credit
.1) DS23 .............. 7258 = 11.322% = 1 in every 8 posts
.2) zeitghost ......... 6286 = .9.806% = 1 in every 10 posts
.3) TheFaQQer ......... 6140 = .9.578% = 1 in every 10 posts
.4) Diver ............. 5008 = .7.812% = 1 in every 12 posts
.5) cailin maith ...... 4838 = .7.547% = 1 in every 13 posts
.6) BrowneIssue ....... 4356 = .6.795% = 1 in every 14 posts
.7) NickFitz .......... 3363 = .5.246% = 1 in every 19 posts
.8) BrilloPad ......... 2996 = .4.674% = 1 in every 21 posts
.9) FiveTimes ......... 2555 = .3.986% = 1 in every 25 posts
10) Bear .............. 2289 = .3.571% = 1 in every 28 posts
11) Fortune Green ..... 2204 = .3.438% = 1 in every 29 posts
12) DiscoStu .......... 1694 = .2.643% = 1 in every 37 posts
13) Jog On ............ 1332 = .2.078% = 1 in every 48 posts
14) n5gooner .......... 1290 = .2.012% = 1 in every 49 posts
15) PRC1964 ........... 1282 = .2.000% = 1 in every 50 posts
16) Troll ............. 1058 = .1.650% = 1 in every 60 posts
17) DaveB ............. .929 = .1.449% = 1 in every 69 posts
18) Xenophon .......... .792 = .1.235% = 1 in every 80 posts
19) realityhack ....... .631 = .0.984% = 1 in every 101 posts
20) The Lone Gunman ... .540 = .0.842% = 1 in every 118 posts

[BrowneIssue]

The Top Drivellers

TPDNo. User . . . . . . .TPDPosts CUKRank CUKPosts Drivel%
. .6) .BrowneIssue....... .4356 . . .14 . . 4900 . 88.898%
. 12) .DiscoStu.......... .1694 . . .46 . . 1968 . 86.077%
. .7) .NickFitz.......... .3363 . . .20 . . 4064 . 82.751%
. .9) .FiveTimes......... .2555 . . .26 . . 3156 . 80.957%
. 11) .Fortune Green..... .2204 . . .32 . . 2735 . 80.585%
. 10) .Bear.............. .2289 . . .29 . . 2866 . 79.867%
. .1) .DS23.............. .7258 . . . 3 . . 9283 . 78.186%
. .5) .cailin maith...... .4838 . . .10 . . 6331 . 76.418%
. .4) .Diver............. .5008 . . . 6 . . 7183 . 69.720%
. 13) .Jog On............ .1332 . . .47 . . 1967 . 67.717%
. .8) .BrilloPad......... .2996 . . .12 . . 5326 . 56.252%
. .3) .TheFaQQer......... .6140 . . . 2 . .10925 . 56.201%
. 25) .Clownio........... . 298 . . 133 . . .565 . 52.743%
. 15) .PRC1964........... .1282 . . .37 . . 2514 . 50.994%
. 23) .BA to the Stars... . 327 . . 118 . . .664 . 49.247%
. 43) .El_Diablo......... . 113 . . 209 . . .243 . 46.502%
. 38) .cykophysh39....... . 145 . . 168 . . .391 . 37.084%
. 40) .RandyW............ . 126 . . 177 . . .342 . 36.842%
. 14) .n5gooner.......... .1290 . . .21 . . 3679 . 35.064%
. .2) .zeitghost......... .6286 . . . 1 . .18047 . 34.831%
. 36) .fzbucks........... . 160 . . 147 . . .510 . 31.373%
. 21) .oracleslave....... . 456 . . .64 . . 1495 . 30.502%
. 18) .Xenophon.......... . 792 . . .24 . . 3241 . 24.437%
. 17) .DaveB............. . 929 . . .18 . . 4337 . 21.420%
. 22) .Moscow Mule....... . 357 . . .52 . . 1752 . 20.377%
. 16) .Troll............. .1058 . . .11 . . 5560 . 19.029%
. 30) .Gonzo............. . 221 . . .83 . . 1178 . 18.761%
. 31) .EqualOpportunities . 210 . . .85 . . 1145 . 18.341%
. 19) .realityhack....... . 631 . . .23 . . 3449 . 18.295%
. 26) .Moose423956....... . 271 . . .62 . . 1532 . 17.689%
. 29) .alreadypacked..... . 228 . . .73 . . 1363 . 16.728%
. 44) .tay............... . 101 . . .86 . . 1082 . .9.335%
. 28) .Sockpuppet........ . 230 . . .25 . . 3196 . .7.196%
. 42) .Ardesco........... . 114 . . .22 . . 3499 . .3.258%

[cailin maith]

Have a good night's sleep - assume you'll be up at work early tomorrow, again?

Try to keep it down when you leave this time!

Ok... been here for an hour already....

What abouit the hard work CM put in today? was that not enough?

Nope

She's got a busy couple of weeks ahead of her, unfortunately.

Counting down the days...

I agree.

No it's not Catholic is not a cult

Not that you'll read this, but

hello

having a cup of tea and reading drivel....

I no longer believe you are Bazza. MY hopes and dreams of another trucker to talk to thwarted.



Heck yes. If you are looking for someone to tell you that they are the perfect ones then I'll pass my sisters phone number accross.

Where do you even find £400 shoes.

Meanie..... you find them in Selfridges

I thought you were Irish not Welsh....bloody Boyo.

We say it in Ireland too!!

Later lightweight.

'Night!!

Don't drive home! I'm near Manchester seeing a few friends. There may or may not be an entity called "Materialistic Shins". Google has squat on them (new band, local pub etc), I need backup as I feel this may be a huge prank and they might not actually exist. In fact there is a strong possibility of me losing a kidney or two they were moaning about money the last time I spoke. Exactly the kind of thing this friend would pull.

Plus I enjoy watching you get hammered.

Go on FaQ - gatecrash SP's night out... that band sound tulipe anyway.... not even Google have heard of them!!

Pfft. Far too much adult talk in here tonight.

Feelings, relationships, marriage, kids?

Sockpuppet in "out of my league" mode.

Snap

Tempting as it may seem, I'll go and see my wife and kids.

Ah go on!

You have no idea what you are missing. Well neither do I. Details are sketchy at best

Your wife will understand.

"Er...yes. I went to get battered with some young guy from the internet".

complete nutjob

[cailin maith]

CM caught me posting jokes once. apparently she is not keen. she will have a and be . you will get a

Good memory!!!

Jokes? About what?

I can hardly imagine her taking offence to:

Girl: Do you believe in puppy love.
Boy: I did once but their arse holes are too small

That's more expensive than some cars I've bought

Buy the shoes CM

Thats sweets.... I'm leaning towards that decision!!

[cailin maith]

Morning everyone

Back to do more work now

[DS23]

morning cm

bye cm

[DS23]

tpd god now

superb! welcome to the tpd pantheon!