test please delete

[Jog On]

Oops.

Gruadain.

What was I thinking of?

I accept the Private Eye spelling "Grauniad" as the definitive version.

Gourniad

[DS23]

Number 1. Being able to use your own loo.

All the others (working in the nude, playing games, naps,) all pale into insignificance compared to a 25 minute dump with nobody timing you.

toilet at home is never ever like that anymore. kids just won't let up. guaranteed that every time one is settling down to a decent dump there is a calamity or hullabaloo about something or other. every time. guaranteed.

[BrowneIssue]

9271 / 7246

1.279 464 532?

Is there a prize?

Did you want it as a fraction? I think it's 1 2025/7246 ('cos I can't see a HCF for then in my head).

[DS23]

at work however this never happens. might have park oneself next to an occupied trap but at least nobody is going to scream for your immediate assistance at the top of their lungs.

[Bear]

toilet at home is never ever like that anymore. kids just won't let up. guaranteed that every time one is settling down to a decent dump there is a calamity or hullabaloo about something or other. every time. guaranteed.

Ours is quite interested in the whole thing at the mo. He's still in nappies but whenever you go to the loo, he's following going...

'wee wee.......Daddy wee wee'

[DS23]

prize fight

[cailin maith]

Can we change the subject???

I know I tell ye when I need a wee but seriously

[Bear]

at work however this never happens. might have park oneself next to an occupied trap but at least nobody is going to scream for your immediate assistance at the top of their lungs.

Use the disabled loo

on your own totally then, no splashing sounds from the next cubicle to put you off

[DS23]

prize open

[DS23]

Use the disabled loo

on your own totally then, no splashing sounds from the next cubicle to put you off

yeah! and when you have finished you can dance around for joy!