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Have you ever assaulted a police officer?
In a struggle, yes, the officer grabbed me round the neck, I didn't know who it was and I butted him in the face with the back of my head, but I wasn't charged.Comment
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Is that hello or goodbye Miss Rampant Chaos - sorry - CM. ?Originally posted by cailin maith View PostEvening
Have you changed a nappy?
Yes, a few times, and it was horrible.Comment
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Its hello - I am home in my jim jams already!!Originally posted by realityhack View PostIs that hello or goodbye Miss Rampant Chaos - sorry - CM. ?
Have you changed a nappy?
Yes, a few times, and it was horrible.
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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Do you wet-shave?
Yes - electric razors just don't cut it.
See what I did there? Did you? Cut it! Aha, Aha ha ha, Ah HA HA HAAA woo Ha mwah ha ha ha...
Chortle.
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What was the last film you went to the cinema to watch?
The Assassination of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford. Excellent cinematography, good acting, good drama, but not the best film in the world.Comment
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Very droll, sir. Very droll indeed.Originally posted by realityhack View PostCor.
Do you wet-shave?
Yes - electric razors just don't cut it.
See what I did there? Did you? Cut it! Aha, Aha ha ha, Ah HA HA HAAA woo Ha mwah ha ha ha...
Chortle.

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