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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Sinex or milanbenes, called something like that anyway.

    Little squirt that gets right up yer nose
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      Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business
      executives will. Now, for the first time we have a rigid Mathematical
      proof that explains why this is in fact true.

      Postulate 1: Knowledge is power.

      Postulate 2: Time is money.

      As every Engineer knows, Work / Time = Power

      Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have Work / Money =
      Knowledge

      Solving for Money, we get: Work / Knowledge = Money Thus, as Knowledge
      approaches zero,

      Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

      Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.

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        Originally posted by Paula View Post
        Cailin I feel special love for you i don't mean sisterly love. I am shaven if that will help swing the deal
        That's the best post you've had yet.

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          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          I never said that....

          I have no idea anyway - I don't know what it is like to be non shaven. First time I was ever allowed to wear a bikini on holiday I was 16 - my mam sent me into the bathroom to sort out my bikini line.... in there armed with daddys razor (he went mental) I got to work on it.... I dodn't realise she meant only round the edges so I shaved the whole thing off.... what grew back isn't worth talking about Oh well....
          There goes my chance of catching up.

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            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business
            executives will. Now, for the first time we have a rigid Mathematical
            proof that explains why this is in fact true.

            Postulate 1: Knowledge is power.

            Postulate 2: Time is money.

            As every Engineer knows, Work / Time = Power

            Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have Work / Money =
            Knowledge

            Solving for Money, we get: Work / Knowledge = Money Thus, as Knowledge
            approaches zero,

            Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

            Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.
            Hence my complete retraining in building a company that get's everyone else to do the work while I don't
            "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              Imagine what it is like in a convent
              I do, quite often.

              I need a wimple in a minute
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                Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                There goes my chance of catching up.

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                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  It's yuk though I can feel it going down my throat...
                  I thought you said it was yummy?

                  Or was that something else?
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                    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                    I do, quite often.

                    I need a wimple in a minute
                    What is a wimple? Should I look it up on the viz website?

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                      Originally posted by Diver View Post


                      Hello Atw
                      ROFPMSL
                      The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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