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Have you been smoking somethingOriginally posted by BrowneIssue View PostHmm. When you have smilies together like this:


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look like lemons to you too?

And greengages?
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I frequently think of my liver. Every time I have another drink, actually. Which makes me worry so I have another. Gargle and repeat.Originally posted by Diver View PostThink of your liver you muppet!!!
It's home-made rosé wine tonight. Actually.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Made from roses ?Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI frequently think of my liver. Every time I have another drink, actually. Which makes me worry so I have another. Gargle and repeat.
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Well done!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Post 67890 should make for a pretty bunch of banananananas.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Why, thank you good sirOriginally posted by BrowneIssue View Post#38900





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It's mine, mine I tell you, Mine!!!Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostPost 67890 should make for a pretty bunch of banananananas.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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(-: onifitkcuFOriginally posted by Diver View Post
? rehtob neve I od yhwDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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