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    #32101
    This what you were after Brownie?
    The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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      #32102
      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      been hitting the sleeping pills this week, and they barely work.
      Funny metabolism.
      Twice been in hospital under general anesthetic. woke up when they were closing on the op table the first time.

      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      second time I woke up as they were transferring me from the table to the gurney(after the op luckily). scared the hell out of them
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        #32103
        morning Mr Brown

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          #32104
          Originally posted by Diver View Post
          It's the fresh cream cake counter I have to stay away from in Tesco
          Why's that? Court order? ASBO?
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            #32105
            Originally posted by andrew_neil_uk View Post
            morning Mr Brown
            Hello!

            I'm not actually here, BTW.

            I have just travelled forward in time from 03:03 a.m., circa post 35342. I'm trying to catch up.

            I probably won't join real-time until about 07:30.
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              #32106
              Originally posted by Diver View Post
              your post now old chap
              Most excellent!
              #35353





              Well done!
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                #32107
                Originally posted by Diver View Post
                could murder for a cup of tea right now
                If you'd kill for a Tesco's own brand premium tea, no wonder you're banned from cream cake counters.
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  #32108
                  Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View Post
                  Some random named puterDude also seems unable to sleep.
                  #35400





                  Well done!
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    #32109
                    Originally posted by Diver View Post
                    One of the minor significant numbers that some prat started the tpd races for.
                    palindromic numbers
                    100s
                    1000s
                    and 10s of thousands.
                    I got 30,000
                    and number sequences: 23456, 34567

                    Presumably, there will be a dash for 54321, the next decreasing sequence.
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      #32110
                      Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View Post
                      I don't understand the rules...
                      They become apparent in time.

                      It is far more logical than Mornington Crescent.
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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