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    #28851
    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    Dear Ladies, Gentlemen, children and members of the TPD Day Shift,

    Thank you for coming to visit the TPD Night Shift Pinnacle of Achievement Exhibition, here at Camp 32000. You are most welcome.

    By all means feel free to look around. See and witness industry, hard work, teamwork, collaboration and, perhaps, just a little brinkmanship! Ha ha!

    You will find much to entertain you here, but also, much from which you can learn. Feel free to take samples, but try not to leave your grubby little fingerprints on any of our unique and special posts. Thank you. Should you feel a little light-headed at this altitude, place your head between somebody's knees and I am sure you will both feel a lot better quite quickly.

    Enjoy your visit. Perhaps, if you think you may have something worthwhile to say, you may wish to add a small insignificant little note to the Visitor's Book. Try not to make a mess.

    Have a Nice Day.

    The TPD Curator Service, Night Shift Division.
    outstanding. truly outstanding. congratulations on 32k brownie.

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      #28852
      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
      1 bloke, 2 ladies.

      There is no other way...
      Not for a girlie...
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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        #28853
        Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
        Thursday. Early bed for me on Wednesday
        Ah, it'll be great though!! Wine.... wine..... and more wine...
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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          #28854
          Morning DS
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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            #28855
            and welcome to the 1000tpd club

            and diver - welcome to the 2000 tpd club!

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              #28856
              Post of the day award to Browny

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                #28857
                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                Ah, it'll be great though!! Wine.... wine..... and more wine...
                and a few Stella

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                  #28858
                  Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                  and a few Stella
                  Goes without saying!!
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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                    #28859
                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    Not for a girlie...
                    MrsF's best friend went away on holiday a couple of summers ago. When she came back, she said "Oh - guess what I did while I was away?"

                    I'm thinking skydiving? para-sailing? scuba?

                    "I had a threesome!" she proudly declared.

                    I like her.
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                      #28860
                      About to start the trek to work.

                      Be good!

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