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    Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post
    Well thats just alienated half of East Anglia and certain parts of Hull
    And quite alot of the East Midlands

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      Have you had sex with 2 people from the same family at work (would this count as an extreme sport)

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        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
        I don't think so. Say, have you considered having music playing when you go up there?

        Just an idea, you know.
        Good idea Browny... any suggestions ?

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          Originally posted by realityhack View Post
          Have you ever had sex at work before?

          not with yourself by the way... or with an inanimate object...
          Yes

          Originally posted by realityhack View Post
          Have you ever done an extreme sport?
          Karate count??

          Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post
          Who are we giving the 28,000 to? Ladies prorogative? CM
          why, I'd love to do the honours!!

          Originally posted by realityhack View Post
          Have you had sex with 2 people in the same family (not your family, sicko), ie, a mother/daughter/sister. Not at the same time.
          Yes and I swore I'd never do it again..... real bad idea!!!!
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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            Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
            And quite alot of the East Midlands
            2-1

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              Originally posted by realityhack View Post
              Have you had sex with 2 people in the same family (not your family, sicko), ie, a mother/daughter/sister. Not at the same time.
              Yes. Mother and daughter (but not at the same time and they were both legal)
              Carpe Pactum

              (does fuzzy logic tickle?)

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                Originally posted by Zorba View Post
                I thought 'near death' meant 'life flashing before eyes, light at end of tunnel' etc.

                In that case, I woke up on the M6 northbound just past Birmingham at 2am about 8 years ago.

                I was driving at the time. There were 3 lanes and the other cars had squished over so we were driving 4 abreast.

                Scary. I now carry Red Bull.
                Originally posted by Zorba View Post
                Nope! Insurance would probably not let me.

                Does paintballing count?
                No

                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                I don't suppose this is what you mean, but one night on a country lane on my motorbike, I went round a bend to see a van overtaking a car coming at me. I was trying to work out where to go when the van switched to full beam.

                I was completely blinded, headed for where I thought the white line was and when it suddenly went dark, skidded to a halt.

                Dragged the (stalled) bike to the side, threw up and spent five minutes trying to work out if this was Heaven or Hell.
                Bloody hell!
                That's the kind of thing I meant - not the tunnel stuff... I've had a few of those - most recently when I stepped out to cross the road and a bike doing well over 100 missed me by about 2 inches - no headlight, didn't hear or see it. Swore for about 10min.

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                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  Karate count??
                  If kickboxing does, then so does karate

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                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    Yes and I swore I'd never do it again..... real bad idea!!!!

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                      Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                      Have you had sex with 2 people in the same family (not your family, sicko),
                      Ahem.

                      I would like to make a confession.

                      I've been shagging a member of my family.

                      My father-in-law's daughter. The eldest one.

                      The one I married, in fact.

                      Thank you for listening.
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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