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    Actually been up since 4am to get that stupid flight from Dublin so maybe I am just tired!!
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      Or, when he comes in, you could just sit there, all silent, staring at him.

      And when he asks what's wrong, just say "nothing" and sigh.
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        Or instead of saying "Nothing", just burst into tears.
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          Use of the phrase "If you don't know, then I'm not going to tell you" could also be invoked in these kinds of circumstances.
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            Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
            It helps to produce endorphins, to make you happy.

            Or so I'm told.
            Fancy a starbar... and a big huge mug of tea

            That'll have to be it since b/f isn't around for a cuddle...
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              Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
              Use of the phrase "If you don't know, then I'm not going to tell you" could also be invoked in these kinds of circumstances.


              Fine also works in that scenario.... "are you ok?"

              "Yes, I a fine...."
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                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post


                Fine also works in that scenario.... "are you ok?"

                "Yes, I a fine...."
                It doesn't always work though, since it is asking for a response of "Oh good" and no more to be said...
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                  Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                  It doesn't always work though, since it is asking for a response of "Oh good" and no more to be said...
                  Not if it's accompanied with the death look and gritted teeth!!!
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                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    Not if it's accompanied with the death look and gritted teeth!!!
                    You assume that men notice these things.
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                      If he's been drinking, do you really think a man will notice the death look? Or will he still try to grope you, with the line "I luv you, swee'art......"
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