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Bummer!
Just finished my second coffee. I had a very frustrating text message exchange with GF#1:
Me: "I'm gonna make us some pizza Florentina, can I drop off the ingredients with you now to free up bag space when I take the motorbike to yours?"
GF#1: "Just tell me what you need as I have to pop into the supermarket later"
If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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a pair of handcuffs and a gimp mask......Originally posted by hyperD View PostGF#1: "Just tell me what you need as I have to pop into the supermarket later"Comment
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She's already got those.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Posta pair of handcuffs and a gimp mask......If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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12 hour sleep!
Cooked breakfast this morning. Very nice.
Going to take kids to church then swimming.
Then roast pork lunch with cherry pie.
Then another long sleep this afternoon.Comment
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