test please delete

[The Lone Gunman]

How depressing.


This thread isn't half as much fun without the pictures.
It's about time zeity gave us some more aimless ramblings too.

What did you get for xmas boys?

I got a 50" plasma, 5.1 to go with it. Plus the usual socks, t-shirts, cuff links, viz annual and hankies. Oh and a set of poi-poi.

[n5gooner]

Ramblings about my sperm motility tests using a microscope I bought in Lidl for £40?

so, come one which one won the poo sticks race then ??

[The Lone Gunman]

so, come one which one won the poo sticks race then ??

What, you mean he shat in it as well... eeeuuuuuuggggghhhh

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[Spartacus]

Do you do requests?

What about Cartman's mom?