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Well, apart from the bench time, it will be my first holiday in about 3 or 4 years. I need a break soon....If your company is the best place to work in, for a mere £500 p/d, you can advertise here. -
A friend has invited me out for lunch. He wants to hire me
I must make sure I use the right cutlery......Comment
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I read that as chutneyOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostA friend has invited me out for lunch. He wants to hire me
I must make sure I use the right cutlery......
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Originally posted by Bunk View PostI read that as chutney

I suspect if I like the chutney spoon and put it back I will not get the job. Though I might be promoted to cuk head cretin.Comment
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Before you put the chutney spoon back into the draw... don't forget to lick it on both sides.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
I suspect if I like the chutney spoon and put it back I will not get the job. Though I might be promoted to cuk head cretin.
If your company is the best place to work in, for a mere £500 p/d, you can advertise here.Comment
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Afternoon all
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Slight bit of bunkitis today.
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Afternoon.Originally posted by norrahe View PostAfternoon all
If your company is the best place to work in, for a mere £500 p/d, you can advertise here.Comment
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I flew a two seater Cessna 152 days before Hurricane Opal hit St Pete in Florida.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI have been to Florida 7 times and hit hurricanes twice. But if you don't go as the same time as me you should be fine.
"Hold onto your lunch, ladies and gentlemen!"
Man, that was bouncy as feck.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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