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I'm not holding my breath about this one, it would have been ideal but I suppose I'll have to wait for the dreaded feedback -
I can't decide which is worse: sucking a fisherman's friend or sucking a dequadin.
I think, on balance, the dequadin is more unpleasant.
Probably because they were best before 2003.Comment
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I should think being the fisherman's friend is the favoured position.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostI can't decide which is worse: sucking a fisherman's friend or sucking a dequadin.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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I was waiting for that.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI should think being the fisherman's friend is the favoured position.
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Unprotected sex with a tree.
Courtesy of Radio 4's I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Well I caught RC disease from TPD II
cough, hack, splutter, AAAACHOOOOComment
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Mwa-ha-ha-ha-haaar!Originally posted by norrahe View PostWell I caught RC disease from TPD II
cough, hack, splutter, AAAACHOOOO
My evil plan is working...
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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