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It's snowing.
<koff> <koff>My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Any advance on 5?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostThere's 5 now.
Ok.
6.
We'll be overwhelmed shortly.
The stress, oh the stress.Comment
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Congrats, Auntie.Originally posted by norrahe View PostGood news: I'm an Aunt again, my little brother had a girl last night.
Bad news: car tyre damaged by pothole at the train station
Bummer on the tyre front though.Comment
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Mr N checked it, etyres coming tomorrow to replace it.Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postprobably not. might be more than tyre damage though. worth dropping it in to a garage at the weekend to check
Doesn't effect me so much, but he has to get to Leicester today to had in one of his masters assignments.Comment
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I put one of the tablets in the washing machine.
Then put some washing in the washing machine.
Then put some conditioner in the little drawer.
Then put the conditioner bottle back in the cupboard, on top of the open dishwasher tablet box.
<pause>
I took the washing out of the washing machine.
I retrieved the dishwasher tablet and replaced it with a gel washing powder liquid thingie.
I then put the washing back in the machine and turned it on.
I'm not at my best today.
<hack> <a-choo> <wipes gummy tears from red eyes>My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI put one of the tablets in the washing machine.
Then put some washing in the washing machine.
Then put some conditioner in the little drawer.
Then put the conditioner bottle back in the cupboard, on top of the open dishwasher tablet box.
<pause>
I took the washing out of the washing machine.
I retrieved the dishwasher tablet and replaced it with a gel washing powder liquid thingie.
I then put the washing back in the machine and turned it on.
I'm not at my best today.
<hack> <a-choo> <wipes gummy tears from red eyes>
I've done that.
ps RC are you feeling a tough unwell today ?Comment
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I'm fine. <cough>Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postps RC are you feeling a tough unwell today ?
Really. <hack>
Just a little tired, that's <a-choo> all.
<wipe> <smarts> <little moan>My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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