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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


    Morning all.



    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    Ex-lustee has lost her keys.
    Is it that simple? Are you sure she didn't say "Whoopsie, I seem to have lost my keys. May I come and stay at your place for a while <giggle>?"?

    Or "Would you mind helping me in this dark broom cupboard where I seem to have lost my keys? If you just stand there behind me, while I bend over to look for them..."

    Or "I seem to have lost my keys down the back of my sofa. Would you mind coming round and seeing if you could help find them? Not now. Tonight."

    Or "When you were giving me that good seeing to in your new motor last night, I think my keys fell out of my pocket. Are they in your car? I had to spend the night sleeping in the porch and I'm terribly cold. Any chance of a cuddle to warm me up?"

    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      Morning all

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        Morning All
        "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

        Norrahe's blog

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          Another trip to the smoke this morning, let's hope this one is a tad more fruitful than the last.
          "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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            Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
            Morning all


            Was it last night you had an exciting night at training? Exams or trials or some such?
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              Originally posted by norrahe View Post
              Morning All


              Originally posted by norrahe View Post
              Another trip to the smoke this morning, let's hope this one is a tad more fruitful than the last.
              Another interview?

              Good luck.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post


                Is it that simple? Are you sure she didn't say "Whoopsie, I seem to have lost my keys. May I come and stay at your place for a while <giggle>?"?

                Or "Would you mind helping me in this dark broom cupboard where I seem to have lost my keys? If you just stand there behind me, while I bend over to look for them..."

                Or "I seem to have lost my keys down the back of my sofa. Would you mind coming round and seeing if you could help find them? Not now. Tonight."

                Or "When you were giving me that good seeing to in your new motor last night, I think my keys fell out of my pocket. Are they in your car? I had to spend the night sleeping in the porch and I'm terribly cold. Any chance of a cuddle to warm me up?"

                Sadly, only in my dreams.

                P.S. She's found them again.

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                  Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post


                  Another interview?

                  Good luck.
                  WRCS

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                    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post


                    Another interview?

                    Good luck.


                    Yep, second one with these guys.

                    Still waiting to hear about Friday's.

                    Killing time over coffee at st pancras (free WiFi)
                    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                    Norrahe's blog

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                      Originally posted by norrahe View Post


                      Yep, second one with these guys.

                      Still waiting to hear about Friday's.

                      Killing time over coffee at st pancras (free WiFi)
                      Best of luck

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