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I wonder if Queen Marie-Antoinette Bourbon was black?Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI've found the Chocolate Bourbons.
If she had said "Let them eat Bourbon Creams" or "Let them eat rice 'n' peas 'n' jambalaya" then things may have turned out differently.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Apparently, Marie-Antoinette was "was guillotined to death".
As opposed to "guillotined to distraction", "guillotined to her annoyance" or even "guillotined to the tune of The Birdy Song".My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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I was going to post "Oops, only 3 chocolate Bourbons left
" but in the time it took to open this dialog box and type that in, I had eaten them.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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I think I may go to bed now.
And pass out.
I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tired.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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You're not getting any, it's mine, all mine I tell you.Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
Quite right too.
Contracts like that deserve rewards.
I will probably get a lecture from MrN when he sees that I've finished it off or actually I might not as he knows when I buy a bottle of frapin I'll finish the lot anyway
Well I pay for everything, that's what I keep telling the NorPusses that I keep them in smoked salmon and caviar
it's actually tinned tuna, they'll eat anythingComment
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And you can keep your brandy hangover all to yourself too.Originally posted by norrahe View PostYou're not getting any, it's mine, all mine I tell you.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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I'm very stiff this morning. And not in a nice way.
I think now is the time for that hot bath.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Morning all
Its a glorious day and the nice chaps are painting the back of the house today.
DD2 has just excelled at her swimming class and is moving up next week.
I've just struck a deal with a ticket agent for disney passes next year
and we are off to take DD1 and friend to cinema and while they watch stuff about vampires me wife and DD2 will be looking for a dinner jacket and trousersComment
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