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    #198811
    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
    Dark Chocolate HobNob
    Don't like dark chocolate
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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      #198812
      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      "You want pretty pictures eh? Mr Head of IT?!! Well... I want something in return!"
      "Show me the biscuits!"
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        #198813
        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        Don't like dark chocolate
        <shakes head and tuts>

        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          #198814
          And I'm sat here waiting to be called in to the meeting.

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            #198815
            Originally posted by realityhack View Post
            It doesn't really work that way.

            He probably calls his staff 'minions', and can strip paint from walls with a single glance.
            In that case... you better do what he asks so you can get it over with, pretty quick!
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              #198816
              Pali before I'm openly slaughtered, anyone?

              Gah. CM! You could have given me that at least! <sob>

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                #198817
                Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                "Show me the biscuits!"
                Thats exactly waht I was aiming for!!!
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  #198818
                  Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                  Pali before I'm openly slaughtered, anyone?
                  Sorry pumpkin - I nicked your Pali but it was unintentional
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    #198819
                    Head of - Shmed of. He's probably a big softie, and dresses up as a squirrel on weekends.

                    If I'm not back in 15 mins, it either went very well, or I'm being chopped up into little bits and fed to the hounds.

                    Cover me - I'm going in.

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                      #198820
                      Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                      Pali before I'm openly slaughtered, anyone?

                      Gah. CM! You could have given me that at least! <sob>
                      Sorry luvvie
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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