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    #106900
    El_Diablo
    More time posting than coding

    century

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      Originally posted by El_Diablo View Post
      Yes I'm slowly being softened to the idea.
      get out now while you can....

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        Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post


        I may be fat but calling me two people it a little harsh! Plus I'm not taken, I'm still fantastic though



        Reminds me of something I said to Ned . She was talking about never finding the right man and getting married etc. My contribution:

        "If your not married by the age of 40 I'll marry you, either that or buy you lots of cats."

        After a brief pause...

        "Have you thought of any names for the first batch?"

        That went down like a lead ballon.



        Single mates? Would you hurt me if I suggested that you'd find a multipack more convenient?

        IGYP (I'll get your paddle)

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          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post


          That was pretty trivial, to be honest... looks like it's this bit:

          Code:
          var latest_videos=".latest_videos";
          var selected_class="selected";
          var last_class="last";
          var unselected_items="li:not(."+selected_class+")";
          var selected_items="li."+selected_class;
          
          function select_video(){
             var firstItem=$(this).parent().children("li:first");
             var firstItemContents=firstItem.children().remove();
             var selectedItemContents=$(this).children().remove();
             $(this).append(firstItemContents);
             firstItem.append(selectedItemContents);
             return false;
          }
          
          $(latest_videos).find(unselected_items).click(select_video);
          $(latest_videos).find(selected_items).click(
             function(){
                openPlayer($(this).find("a").attr("href"));
                return false;
             }
          );


          top techie post

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            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            Maybe I should try to go back to sleep... mind you, I have been trying to go back to sleep for hours already...

            If the gym was open I would get up and go there for a few hours... but stupid gits don't open till 9 on a saturday which is highly inconsiderate if you ask me....

            Ok, plans for today....

            Gym, breakfast, a little shopping... bought a top from Zara in Lanzarote that I am just not sure about so going to bring that back... do you think they will change it for me? I hope so.... then home... a bit of housey chores.

            Then I need to speak to my cousin.... she rang me last night to tell me my uncle has throat cancer.... the man never smoked a day in his life, how unfair is that... Its a tough one too.... he is my biological dads brother.... I am adopted and I am very close to my fathers family but have no contact with him. So I don't know if I should go home or what but I need to speak to my cousin again - the shock was a little over-whelming last night so I think with a clearer head, it would be a good idea to speak to her.

            Then see new boy who may well be ex boy, by the end of the evenng if our little "chat" doesn't go well... Girls think I should give him a chance and explain how I feel, I am not so sure... can't be bothered wasting time flogging a dead horse...

            Then tonight could go one of 2 ways.... he'll either take on board what I have said or I'll have put a dent in his ego and it will be over...if thats the case - I am going to sit in front of the TV all night in my PJ's..... which I do find strangely appealing

            Tomorrow - depends on the weather... and if I go home or not...
            you could have got 20 posts out of that!

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              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              Hi Scourer

              How was the colonic irrigation?


              I skipped that session. An Englishman's bottom is his own private affair!

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                #107000
                Sockpuppet
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                millenium

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                    back in real time

                    morning all

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                      Morning
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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