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Originally posted by NickFitz View Post<pounce>
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostHows the wheelbarrow sweetie? I fancy a night out
Later denizens, Carling and I are off on the popComment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI'm just about to trundle off to the pub - hop aboard
Later denizens, Carling and I are off on the popBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostWoo hoo - catch ye later boys.... I'm off out on a date
Another successful night with GSP (Grandma Sockpuppet).
I wooed her with a present. See why you people think flowers, concert tickets a 12 inch man piece is what they want your wrong. My thoughtful gift was a hi-viz jacket that I half inched from ClientCo. At least she seemed surprised.
I really should write a book or something. I can just imagine CMs sister sitting at home thinking "fook...why did I ever let him get away"
Lets just say i'm special.Comment
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostDon't the dates stop once your in a relationship. After all its then just the sex, arguments and make up sex that keep you going.
Another successful night with GSP (Grandma Sockpuppet).
I wooed her with a present. See why you people think flowers, concert tickets a 12 inch man piece is what they want your wrong. My thoughtful gift was a hi-viz jacket that I half inched from ClientCo. At least she seemed surprised.
I really should write a book or something. I can just imagine CMs sister sitting at home thinking "fook...why did I ever let him get away"
Lets just say i'm special.
I was settled with Mrs Jog (she's pi$$ed off me me in the next room) by 24 (I'm 35 now).
What is it you look for?"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Is lubricious goat!
Oh FFS, not again
<chivvies away pesky goat-vending wifi-stealing neighbour>
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostIs lubricious goat!
Oh FFS, not again
<chivvies away pesky goat-vending wifi-stealing neighbour>
Evening denizensThe squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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