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    I must confess that 16 & 17 year old girls really aren't my cup of tea... much prefer 30 to 40 year olds...

    I wanna go home... stuck here... bored tulipless... listening to a tutorial on maths...

    Deep joy, not.

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      Oh well... Byeeee

      I'll be stuck here for a little while longer...

      Bollow.

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        Evening denizens

        We just had the quarterly meeting for the division of NewClientCorp in which I find myself.

        After lots of dull figures (for which they had the good grace to apologise), a chap got up who was going to wow everybody with the general wondrousness of one of our recently-revamped-and-relaunched web sites

        Unfortunately, on the first three pages he tried to show, he accidentally rolled over one of those annoying adverts that responds by suddenly enlarging itself to fill most of the window, thereby obscuring what he was trying to show us

        The fourth page triggered IE's popup-blocker, and put up that dialog saying "Have you noticed the Information Bar?"

        How we laughed... well, I did, anyway

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          Either the building next door just fell down, or we're about to get a thunderstorm

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            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            Evening denizens

            We just had the quarterly meeting for the division of NewClientCorp in which I find myself.

            After lots of dull figures (for which they had the good grace to apologise), a chap got up who was going to wow everybody with the general wondrousness of one of our recently-revamped-and-relaunched web sites

            Unfortunately, on the first three pages he tried to show, he accidentally rolled over one of those annoying adverts that responds by suddenly enlarging itself to fill most of the window, thereby obscuring what he was trying to show us

            The fourth page triggered IE's popup-blocker, and put up that dialog saying "Have you noticed the Information Bar?"

            How we laughed... well, I did, anyway
            I suppose I should feel sorry for him, but :-

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              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post


              Either the building next door just fell down, or we're about to get a thunderstorm
              No thunderstorm - the building just fell down

              HTH

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                Originally posted by Jog On View Post
                indeed - that poor Wilmslow chap seems to enjoy it though.
                true - we should feel sorry for him...

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                  Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                  Must be a masochist.

                  Not that there's anything wrong with that.

                  So long, apparently, as you don't take pictures...

                  Exactly the same with 16 & 17 year old girls; one can bonk them quite legally, however, take a picture of said bonking & it's gaol time...

                  Most odd.
                  If I can't take piccies I am not interested....

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                    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                    There still weren't any...





                    Brillo

                    got
                    a
                    00
                    105500


                    Merely for completeness

                    PALI getting closer still...
                    Thank your kind Sir

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                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post




                      Brillo

                      got
                      a
                      PALI
                      105501


                      Merely for completeness

                      Next PALI now as far away as ever...
                      Ditto

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