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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    BP - this is me you're talking to.....
    I bet you think that compiled and tested are the same thing.

    Okay - instead you can beast 100 users if you prefer.

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      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      I bet you think that compiled and tested are the same thing.

      Okay - instead you can beast 100 users if you prefer.
      Childsplay!
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        Afternoon denizens

        While I was away they completely restructured the application... fair enough, it had to be done, and should have been done several weeks ago, but unfortunately they didn't realise (because I wasn't here to tell them) that one of the major components I'd been working had a dependancy on an external library.

        As their wonderful magic technique (which admittedly is very clever) for building the environment needs special mollycoddling to include external libraries, I'm now in the position that all the stuff I was supposed to be working on doesn't work, and can't be made to work, until the bloke responsible for the magic has worked out how to make it properly magical

        Ideal situation to be in on a Friday afternoon, really - I can do something more interesting instead

        Time for the motorway soon, anyway

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          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          I bet you think that compiled and tested are the same thing.
          Okay - instead you can beast 100 users if you prefer.
          That's exactly what my students think

          "It assembles/and/or compiles ok, why doesn't it work?"

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            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            Afternoon denizens

            While I was away they completely restructured the application... fair enough, it had to be done, and should have been done several weeks ago, but unfortunately they didn't realise (because I wasn't here to tell them) that one of the major components I'd been working had a dependancy on an external library.

            As their wonderful magic technique (which admittedly is very clever) for building the environment needs special mollycoddling to include external libraries, I'm now in the position that all the stuff I was supposed to be working on doesn't work, and can't be made to work, until the bloke responsible for the magic has worked out how to make it properly magical

            Ideal situation to be in on a Friday afternoon, really - I can do something more interesting instead

            Time for the motorway soon, anyway
            I dislike magic very strongly...

            Hope the motorway is good for you this afternoon, Nick, old chap...

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              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              Afternoon denizens

              While I was away they completely restructured the application... fair enough, it had to be done, and should have been done several weeks ago, but unfortunately they didn't realise (because I wasn't here to tell them) that one of the major components I'd been working had a dependancy on an external library.

              As their wonderful magic technique (which admittedly is very clever) for building the environment needs special mollycoddling to include external libraries, I'm now in the position that all the stuff I was supposed to be working on doesn't work, and can't be made to work, until the bloke responsible for the magic has worked out how to make it properly magical

              Ideal situation to be in on a Friday afternoon, really - I can do something more interesting instead

              Time for the motorway soon, anyway
              Ah, I'm guessing the mirrors are all aligned but the smokes still the wrong colour?
              B00med!

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                Typical of clients... changing things while your back is turned...

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                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  Childsplay!
                  I bet they get a

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                    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                    Afternoon denizens

                    While I was away they completely restructured the application... fair enough, it had to be done, and should have been done several weeks ago, but unfortunately they didn't realise (because I wasn't here to tell them) that one of the major components I'd been working had a dependancy on an external library.

                    As their wonderful magic technique (which admittedly is very clever) for building the environment needs special mollycoddling to include external libraries, I'm now in the position that all the stuff I was supposed to be working on doesn't work, and can't be made to work, until the bloke responsible for the magic has worked out how to make it properly magical

                    Ideal situation to be in on a Friday afternoon, really - I can do something more interesting instead

                    Time for the motorway soon, anyway


                    great work Nick.

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                      Just had a little optimist come in asking if I can fix his USB memory stick.

                      Well, with the illuminated magnifier, and my super strong visor thingie, I can just about see the tracks that are broken...

                      As to fixing it, no chance.

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