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    Which is a bit unpleasant when you realise that you've just washed your face with a handful of snot...

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      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      Which is a bit unpleasant when you realise that you've just washed your face with a handful of snot...
      Never mind, I'll have a century to make up for it...





      Zeity

      got
      a
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      103400

      Merely for completeness

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        Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
        The fact that lots of stuff is only documented on the back of fag packets keeps me in work!!!
        You lucky lucky bastard... some of the documentation I inherit was written on tablets of stone with a feather.

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          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_Mower

          Household name in the 1970s - now in Emmerdale! How the mighty are fallen...
          Yup.

          Played a nasty in Callan.

          Was a guest star in two episodes of The Sweeney playing an Australian...

          Saw him in some play or other on the stage in London in about 1980.

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            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            BrilloPad 10,710
            zeitghost 10,210

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              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              National Physical Laboratory has a IT guy - look like he does punch cards for a living. He has the IT beard - really looks he part.

              Sort of how I imaginge zeity really...


              No one believes how old I am...

              They all seem to think I'm still in my 40s...



              And I don't have sandals or a beard.

              Well, I do have a pair of sandals somewhere, but I think they're in the garage.

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                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                The documentation is extensive, but sorely lacking in clarity; the fact that it's a development branch doesn't help.

                I mean, saying that something accepts "a comma-separated list of arguments" is all well and good, but they might have mentioned that it means only a comma - so if you do
                Code:
                arg1, arg2
                instead of
                Code:
                arg1,arg2
                it fails silently

                FFS...
                I wrote that code...

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                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                  AAAGH!!!



                  Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

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                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    Hey everyone

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                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                      Which is a bit unpleasant when you realise that you've just washed your face with a handful of snot...

                      Isn't that part of your normal beauty routine?
                      I thought that was how you got that wonderful sheen to your scaly face?
                      It's Deja-vu all over again!

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