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my computer is perfect! there is something wrong with my users...Originally posted by AndyGarbs View Posti think BP has something wrong with his computer hence the
CM is doing something that involves her not being by a computer
plus the rest of us working
thats why its quiet
I think they might be out of memory - shall I reboot them?Comment
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Hail Jog!Originally posted by Jog On View PostHello possums
I'm extremely pleased to inform you that Bunneh has returned!
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Very soory to hear that. One could say that 90 is well above average age and a good innings - but of course you would know her for longer and hence more regrets.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostSo that's another auntie that's gone up the chimney this morning... My Auntie Olwen... 90.Comment
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certainly had on suspenders - I reckon she is gagging for it. I wish I was 30 years younger...Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
Thong?Comment
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But if you wore a negligee every night you'd get arrested ...........or something!Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIf I was CM I would wear a negligee every night...
It's Deja-vu all over again!
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you have permission to reboot themOriginally posted by BrilloPad View Postmy computer is perfect! there is something wrong with my users...
I think they might be out of memory - shall I reboot them?
if you was a SysAdmin change all there passwords to Password1 then leave for the pub, switch mobile off
thats what i would do
unfortunatley i am a SAS geek and i have just re-written someones 560 lines of code into 30 odd lines of SQL
do i get any thanks do i f***MarriedComment
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