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    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    maybe CM and BP are the same
    If I was CM I would wear a negligee every night...

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      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Emma just walked upstairs.....


      Thong?

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        Originally posted by AndyGarbs View Post
        i think BP has something wrong with his computer hence the

        CM is doing something that involves her not being by a computer

        plus the rest of us working

        thats why its quiet
        my computer is perfect! there is something wrong with my users...

        I think they might be out of memory - shall I reboot them?

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          Originally posted by Jog On View Post
          Hello possums

          I'm extremely pleased to inform you that Bunneh has returned!

          (\__/)
          ( o.O)
          (")_(")
          Hail Jog!

          Love the bunny...

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            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
            So that's another auntie that's gone up the chimney this morning... My Auntie Olwen... 90.
            Very soory to hear that. One could say that 90 is well above average age and a good innings - but of course you would know her for longer and hence more regrets.

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              Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


              Thong?
              certainly had on suspenders - I reckon she is gagging for it. I wish I was 30 years younger...

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                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                If I was CM I would wear a negligee every night...
                But if you wore a negligee every night you'd get arrested ...........or something!
                It's Deja-vu all over again!

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                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  my computer is perfect! there is something wrong with my users...

                  I think they might be out of memory - shall I reboot them?
                  you have permission to reboot them

                  if you was a SysAdmin change all there passwords to Password1 then leave for the pub, switch mobile off

                  thats what i would do

                  unfortunatley i am a SAS geek and i have just re-written someones 560 lines of code into 30 odd lines of SQL

                  do i get any thanks do i f***
                  Married

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                    when i say re-wrote it i mean cut out all the useless stuff

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                      no consective posting

                      i'll have a instead
                      Married

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