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I forgot to say thanks for all your help
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So is it restaurant night tonight? Will you be "giving" afterwards?Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI'm a giver
Don't forget to wear your negligee afterwards - it worked a treat last Saturday...
How far am I away from getting a paddle round the head?Comment
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Looks like everyone bored today - nothing better today...Originally posted by realityhack View PostWhy all the spanking? Is it Friday already?
When in Rome...
(Both cheeks evenly please)
I have loads of work to do - anyone want some of mine? I need someone with a maths degree who likes highly exotic options.Comment
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She's hoping to slide down the fireman's pole with her silky, smooth soft legsOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostComment
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Patently.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIsn't it obvious?
Hello EO
How are you?
I'm well thanks mate - how are you?
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Probably not that far away at all.......Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
But you're feeding her addiction to paddling don't you see.....
You've got to be cruel to be kind so if you stop making all these racy comments she'll soon give it up and go on to far healthier pursuits...like....oh...squirrel bothering
(yes RH I know you'd like her to start bothering you!)
It's Deja-vu all over again!Comment
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The numpties are taking over at ClientCo! I am the most normal one here - that should tell you how bad things are....Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View PostPatently.
I'm well thanks mate - how are you?Comment
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And, more to the point IMO, how does one go about extracting the oil from a baby? Centrifuge? Fractional distillation?Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
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