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    I use whatever is on offer in Boots
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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      My fave though is the pink foamburst one or the Original source papaya stuff... with the bits in for exfoliation...

      If I am feeling flush - I like the L'Occitane stuff but it's expensive and my sis robs it.
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        I use whatever is on offer in Boots
        you don't moisturize?

        I thought all women did...

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          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          you don't moisturize?

          I thought all women did...
          Course I moisturise.... I use the Vaseline Aloe Vera stuff after shower - it's lush
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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            Oh and baby oil on my legs so they don't go dry...
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              My fave though is the pink foamburst one or the Original source papaya stuff... with the bits in for exfoliation...

              If I am feeling flush - I like the L'Occitane stuff but it's expensive and my sis robs it.
              gf uses L'Occitane - about every 6 months we go to the shop in Covent Garden.

              she says when kids are 10 they have to start to moisturize - even the boy!

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                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                What's wrong with you, man.

                Get in there.

                She's 32... she'll know what she wants & she'll want a lot of it...

                Just order a gross of viagra & you'll be ok.

                Trust me.

                I'm a Giant Alien Lizard & I know about these things.
                I feel tired just thinking about it.

                Maybe I've been tained by TV. I have an impression she either going to be like Dorien Green from Birds of a feather or Rona from 2.4 children. Maybe I'll find her sticking pins in the Rain Mac little sockpuppet wears.

                Maybe I should ask HRH for advice. He seems like a ladies man.


                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                Very probably, but what a way to go...

                I still have fond memories of the evening I thought my little friend had killed me...
                Was it in reno?

                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                I use whatever is on offer in Boots
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                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                If I am feeling flush - I like the L'Occitane stuff but it's expensive and my sis robs it.

                Swarfega

                Mmmmm.....gritty. Your not a real trucker Bazza till you've enjoyed the warmth of Swarfega. Real stupid men use it as tooth paste.

                HTH

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                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  Oh and baby oil on my legs so they don't go dry...
                  Anytime you feel lazy and need a hand rubbing it in then you know where to go. Bear!

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                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    Oh and baby oil on my legs so they don't go dry...


                    I bet you go down the firemans pole like greased lightening.

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                      Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                      Maybe I've been tained by TV. I have an impression she either going to be like Dorien Green from Birds of a feather or Rona from 2.4 children. Maybe I'll find her sticking pins in the Rain Mac little sockpuppet wears.

                      Maybe I should ask HRH for advice. He seems like a ladies man.
                      I think HRH is gone for the moment.

                      I doubt you will get Dorien - just a lady who appreciates the attention. Give it a try - you know it makes sense...

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