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    Morning all...

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      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Is there a time you don't feel bitchy?


      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      morning AG

      who were you taliking to there? scrubber - must be CM?


      oh dear am I in BIG trouble now...
      Oi I'm no scrubber

      Originally posted by Bear View Post
      Morning all

      Alright?
      Morning Ted

      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
      Morning all
      Morning Monkey

      Morning BP

      Morning AG

      Morning Diver

      anyone else here? sweety zeity
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        Originally posted by Diver View Post
        Morning

        Nerves in it played up most of the night; so I've had less than an hours kip




        Diver
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        Merely for completeness

        Sorry to hear about the hand, Diver...

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          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

          Morning Ted

          Morning BP

          Morning AG

          Morning Diver

          anyone else here? sweety zeity
          WSS

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            Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
            It gets worse.

            This "older" lady that my mate wants me to take for a date isn't technically 31.

            I was invited out for a birthday drink next weekend. Technically that makes her 32 in my book.

            Now we're entering just plain wrong territory.
            What's wrong with you, man.

            Get in there.

            She's 32... she'll know what she wants & she'll want a lot of it...

            Just order a gross of viagra & you'll be ok.

            Trust me.

            I'm a Giant Alien Lizard & I know about these things.

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              Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
              She'll break me
              Very probably, but what a way to go...

              I still have fond memories of the evening I thought my little friend had killed me...

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                Originally posted by Diver View Post
                What a fun way to get broken though. Mature women are so much more inventive
                Ain't they just... though I have been known to introduce a few tricks they hadn't previously thought of... or so they said...

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                  Originally posted by Diver View Post
                  We never take offence with you Zeity old scaly one
                  Glad of that, thought my B.O. had got too strong or something...

                  Where's that Lifebuoy toilet soap?

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                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    anyone else here? sweety zeity

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                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                      Glad of that, thought my B.O. had got too strong or something...

                      Where's that Lifebuoy toilet soap?
                      I used it all.

                      Can you still buy Lifebuoy?

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