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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    Just coming up to page 4200. Probably get into real time tonight.

    Which means I'd better get on with writing the code that detects real time...

    Code:
    public static function are_we_there_yet {
       // TODO: clever stuff
    }
    Would you like to email you a copy of handwavery.dll ?
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      Or do I mean too superstitious?
      I am superstitious. I have a lucky squirrel foot.

      Well it was not lucky for the squirrel..

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        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
        That should nicely screw the kids' minds up!

        Santa on the cross!


        I suppose I should build a snowman...

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          day after tomorrow on C4 now...

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            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            if (post_number = 1/0)
            return true
            else
            return false
            I'm sure I can see at least 3 things I'd like to change there. Starting with the divide by zero error...
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              I am a contractor - I take the blame for everything...
              I am a contract PM. I am actually paid to take the blame for everything!
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                Originally posted by AtW View Post




                The evil alien squirrel is brain-washing the grey squirrels and forming a huge army of squirrel zombies.

                Run! Run for your lives!




                (Where's the red squirrel smiley when you need one?)
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  what is a gazelle in tpd can be a lion in general...
                  I like Lion bars but not as much as Picnics.
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    Not even CM? He is quite keen on quoting her...
                    Nah, he's OK - I'll just have to fix up my preparser. It's already having to clear up enough silliness that another dodgy character to watch out for won't be a problem

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                      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post


                      The evil alien squirrel is brain-washing the grey squirrels and forming a huge army of squirrel zombies.

                      Run! Run for your lives!




                      (Where's the red squirrel smiley when you need one?)
                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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