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Would you like to email you a copy of handwavery.dll ?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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I am superstitious. I have a lucky squirrel foot.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostOr do I mean too superstitious?
Well it was not lucky for the squirrel..Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostThat should nicely screw the kids' minds up!
Santa on the cross!
I suppose I should build a snowman...Comment
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I'm sure I can see at least 3 things I'd like to change there. Starting with the divide by zero error...Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postif (post_number = 1/0)
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return falseDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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I am a contract PM. I am actually paid to take the blame for everything!Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI am a contractor - I take the blame for everything...Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by AtW View Post


The evil alien squirrel is brain-washing the grey squirrels and forming a huge army of squirrel zombies.
Run! Run for your lives!
(Where's the red squirrel smiley when you need one?)Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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I like Lion bars but not as much as Picnics.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postwhat is a gazelle in tpd can be a lion in general...Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Nah, he's OK - I'll just have to fix up my preparser. It's already having to clear up enough silliness that another dodgy character to watch out for won't be a problemOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostNot even CM? He is quite keen on quoting her...
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
The evil alien squirrel is brain-washing the grey squirrels and forming a huge army of squirrel zombies.
Run! Run for your lives!
(Where's the red squirrel smiley when you need one?)
Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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