test please delete

[BrowneIssue]

so glad your keeping count

[BrowneIssue]

babies sleep better on milk - he only had 120mls though so hope it is enough to last him until 7am.

Special Brew

[BrowneIssue]

Anybody would think these people expected something for their money, the way they make me do stuff

Outrageous!

Tell them that's an IR35 pointer and they have to pack it in at once.

[Diver]

She is having stomach stapled! since the birth her weight issues have got totally out of control and getting worse!

I detest skinny women, I like em well well rounded, so don't ask me for support on that one.

Oh! ok then.

Drastic I know, but very serious suggestion that actually works.

Smash every large dinner plate, throw out every large saucepan or oven dish and bowl.
Use side plates for dinner plates and don't consider a refill of the plate for ten minutes after finishing. you will find that you won't want a refill.
When eating, put the food in your mouth and chew it completely before swallowing and pause for ten seconds before putting more food in your mouth.
The method works and you can even have a desert afterwards.

[Diver]

Morning BI

[BrowneIssue]

Oops. I was wrong. All along I have been cursing the Brig Brother culture that's forming.

I found out last night that the thieving git who stole my camera the other week was caught on CCTV stealing somebody's laptop in the same pub a few days later

So there you have it. Proof that CCTV really does stop crime and catch criminals.






He'll pinch the CCTV system next...

[BrowneIssue]

No counting!

Just kidding... you alright, 5X?

Perhaps we could start a "Vista SP1 Download Percentages" thread for people to post in

I'm at 0% and holding...

Watch this space.

New Microsoft operating system ... 0%

[FiveTimes]

morning all

[BrowneIssue]

Bloody thing failed at 46%

= 0%

I was right!

[Diver]

morning all

Morning 5x