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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    So where is RH with the whipped cream and handcuffs?
    Xen hasn't returned the handcuffs he borrowed - and we're still looking for the squirty cream canister after the last escapade with CM - so I've arranged the services of this stolen riot van...

    <cough>

    <a stolen riot van drives into TPD>

    We've adapted the water cannon - it now fires jelly beans, feel free to use this as you wish. Also provided for your amusement are:
    3 hardly-used Teletubbies costumes (Tinkywinky, Lala and Po);
    A 1979 copy of the Radio Times;
    A Chuck Norris wig;
    14 TrimBalls;
    The original Emu puppet (Sans Rod Hull);
    A pair of opera glasses;
    A smoke machine;
    A portable stereo with one CD single - FAB, The Thunderbirds Theme tune;
    15 litres of vaseline, and;
    A bottle of Optrex.

    Have fun y'all...

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      Now listening to "Honky Tonk wimmin" by the Rolling Stones...

      Just listened to "Sympathy with the Devil"...

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        And I've made two PCBs, which I appear to have left some bits off... ho hum...

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          Are we all girding our loins for the big push to 100k?

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            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
            werewebeen then?
            Selling my big excavator. £30,000
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              Very nice too.

              Are you going to buy an even bigger one now?

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                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                Are we all girding our loins for the big push to 100k?
                end of march I predict

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                  Originally posted by Diver View Post
                  Selling my big excavator. £30,000
                  I wanted one of those... and was prepared to pay 31k

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                    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                    Now listening to "Honky Tonk wimmin" by the Rolling Stones...

                    Just listened to "Sympathy with the Devil"...
                    I love that one too
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                      Are we all girding our loins for the big push to 100k?


                      99,999

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