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hi KatieOriginally posted by Katie View PostIt could be him!
Morning/Afternoon everyone! xx
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Not going to find out - went out back way via fire escape - last time I spoke to police I told them to p**s off.Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostIts either FaQ or the police
But they were silly enough to make me if I had planned a demo at Royal Ascot - like I would tell them...Comment
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It's smutty Friday, it's TPD - where are you all? What are you playing at?
CM - pass me man's first supersonic device and the squirty cream, let's get down to it.Comment
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Hi RHOriginally posted by realityhack View PostIt's smutty Friday, it's TPD - where are you all? What are you playing at?
CM - pass me man's first supersonic device and the squirty cream, let's get down to it.
http://forums.contractoruk.com/489723-post96435.html
But I warn you now - the techie guy went under her desk 3 hours ago for a fiddle and is still down there. Preventative maintenance?Comment
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Oh RH - between you techie guy, and Churchill - I'll be knackered tonightOriginally posted by realityhack View PostIt's smutty Friday, it's TPD - where are you all? What are you playing at?
CM - pass me man's first supersonic device and the squirty cream, let's get down to it.
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I can't wait to see Bear's reaction when he reads this.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostOh RH - between you techie guy, and Churchill - I'll be knackered tonight
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI can't wait to see Bear's reaction when he reads this.
Hmmmnnnn I saw that floozie trying to flirt with him.... you know who I mean. The Bear belongs to me.... no one better forget that
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Tonight?? With the techie guy cleaning your undercarriage, me turning you into a human buffet and churchy covering the rear, I'd be surprised if you don't pass out inside the hour!Originally posted by cailin maith View PostOh RH - between you techie guy, and Churchill - I'll be knackered tonight
Anyone seen where those hundreds and thousands went?Comment
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"that floozie"Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
Hmmmnnnn I saw that floozie trying to flirt with him.... you know who I mean. The Bear belongs to me.... no one better forget that 

She PMed me to say she wants him - and will
you for him.
Anyone got any custard?Comment
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