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    fek that!

    that is really boring
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
      what about duplicate posts as a rule ?

      cut/paste from wikipedia ?
      Nah! at least some of them are interesting
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        Originally posted by tay View Post
        Jeez you must be a glutton for boredom.
        Sweetpea - don't get jealous - I love you too

        Originally posted by Diver View Post
        I'd spend more time talking to you if I was
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          Originally posted by Diver View Post
          fek that!

          that is really boring
          point taken about the horse racing... but what about BP and Katie's discussion about horses ? does that count ?

          Or does it not matter as BP is talking to himself

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            Originally posted by Bear View Post
            ahem
            Ted
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              Originally posted by Diver View Post
              nine

              The goal is to count all the way up to my cuk post count
              Diver - 11865
              Ferret - 324
              Katie - 307
              Spartacus - 1131
              AtW - 9600

              So that would be 23227
              Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                point taken about the horse racing... but what about BP and Katie's discussion about horses ? does that count ?

                Or does it not matter as BP is talking to himself
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  Originally posted by AndyGarbs View Post
                  And no jokes from BP

                  "The Monastery of Silence"

                  Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence.

                  The Priest said, "Sister, this is a silent monastery.

                  You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until directed to do so. "

                  Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest said to her, "Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5 years. You may speak two words."

                  Sister Mary Katherine said,

                  "Hard bed."

                  "I'm sorry to hear that," the Priest said, "We will get you a better bed."

                  After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was summoned by the Priest.

                  "You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine."

                  "Cold food," said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future.

                  On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary Katherine in to his office.

                  "You may say two words today."

                  "I quit," said Sister Mary Katherine .

                  "It's probably for the best," said the Priest,

                  "You've done nothing but bitch since you got here."

                  I did that one with a monk on the joke thread...

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                    Originally posted by Bear View Post
                    Diver - 11865
                    Ferret - 324
                    Katie - 307
                    Spartacus - 1131
                    AtW - 9600

                    So that would be 23227
                    Nah! I'm not the other three
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                      point taken about the horse racing... but what about BP and Katie's discussion about horses ? does that count ?

                      Or does it not matter as BP is talking to himself
                      I wish I had a pound for every time I was asked if I am Katie!

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