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Originally posted by Diver View PostI ended up in hospital last year, my vertebrae shifted (5 collapsed vertebrae) and paralyzed me from the waist down for 18 hours. I was 3 1/2 hours on the floor before the wife came home from work and found me.
The ambulance men made me drag myself onto the stretcher, they said you're too big to lift without risk of injury
Next morning I was right as rain again and booked myself out of hospital.
That's the second time in 5 years that has happened.
Maybe I should not have lifted the washing machine onto the bed of the truck on my own
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Originally posted by Diver View PostWifey has just corrected me, it was 2006 not last yearComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostI ended up in hospital last year, my vertebrae shifted (5 collapsed vertebrae) and paralyzed me from the waist down for 18 hours. I was 3 1/2 hours on the floor before the wife came home from work and found me.
The ambulance men made me drag myself onto the stretcher, they said you're too big to lift without risk of injury
Next morning I was right as rain again and booked myself out of hospital.
That's the second time in 5 years that has happened.
Maybe I should not have lifted the washing machine onto the bed of the truck on my own
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMorning Bear
I am grand thx - your good self?
Wakes me upSi posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostMorning Mrs DiverComment
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Originally posted by Bear View PostMuch better now the rain has gone - i had my normal morning walk today
Wakes me upComment
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Originally posted by Bear View PostMuch better now the rain has gone - i had my normal morning walk today
Wakes me upComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostI pay good money for zinc
>Diver in scrap dealer mode<Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI swim on a Sunday morning. While kids in lessons. Half a mile in between 22 and 26 minutes.Comment
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