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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    Spandex Points have been out of use since 1983.
    Yes, but you can still get their vinyl LPs on eBay.
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
      **** me, you're dad's a good looking b@stard!
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
        ... severing a major artery in the process.
        #90709





        Well done!
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          zeitghost
          More fingers than teeth 21,435
          BrilloPad
          Godlike 12,692
          TheFaQQer
          Godlike 12,685

          And I finally get the number 2 spot

          but for how long
          The duration of my contract + 10 days.
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            TPDVille

            Population
            664
            Unemployment
            0 %
            Transport
            98 %
            Criminality
            2 %
            Pollution
            3 %
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
              I would suggest that the key posts in the whole sorry saga are:

              - Those between 49996 and 50046
              - Those between 50087 and 50112
              - Those between 50119 and 50121
              - Those between 50125 and 50131
              - 50138
              - 50148
              - 50152
              - 50164

              It wasn't a wind up.
              It is time to move on.

              It really is.
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                You do know some TPD members meet up in real life too, don't you?
                He was at the London Xmas do

                Very nice chap - I think he was just trying to play with our minds when he went off on that nineteenth-dimensional tangent the other day

                Doesn't work if you've met him

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                  Originally posted by Diver View Post
                  The hardest part is having to watch and concentrate on my fingers pressing the right keys
                  I have to do that when drunk.

                  Actually, I'm doing it now

                  HTH

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                    Originally posted by AtW View Post
                    Trying to find memory leak in SKA
                    What level is it at? Is it in your application code, or is your application code triggering a memory leak in the underlying server code, or a server module, or maybe using a module in such a way as to trigger a memory leak in the underlying OS?

                    (I assume you're already asking all these questions yourself, but I just thought I'd ask them anyway - sometimes one can focus so much on one level that one ends up coding a workaround for a fundamental problem on a lower level, and an external prompt can refocus one into the appropriate area.)

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                      Originally posted by AtW View Post
                      No, the fking .NET leaks ffs!
                      WHAT! A Microsoft product is useless bug-ridden garbage?

                      What is the world coming to...

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