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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostTwo tables.
One is pure "who posted most to TPD".
The drivel% table was in response to those people who criticise TPDers who do not post much elsewhere. There was lots of bitterness from people in General who get hung up about post counts rather than seeing them as personal matters. They particularly targeted people who drivel lots but do not 'contribute' elsewhere.
I knocked up a spreadsheet and was amazed to discover who the worst offender was.
But then, given that 'contribute elsewhere' consists mostly of "No. Next." and "Find out for yourself, newbie", a low drivel% isn't necessarily a sign of grown up behaviour either.
Based on non-TPD posts, I am ranked at least 160th. Above unknowns such as:
Nixon Williams
Captain Jack
Wilmslow
RandyW
Bumfluff
Darren@UptonAccountants
ferret
simonsjdaccountancy
Nicky G
Peoplesoft bloke
I still think that the counting thread posts are better than 50% of posts on cuk.Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostThe Top TPD Posters
No. User . . . . . . . Posts . Credit
.1) DS23 ..............10000 = 10.715% = 1 in every 9 posts
.2) zeitghost ......... 9157 = .9.812% = 1 in every 10 posts
<snip unimportant entries from a couple of nobodies>
.5) BrowneIssue ....... 7558 = .8.099% = 1 in every 12 posts
<snip more entries>
17) Xenophon .......... .947 = .1.015% = 1 in every 98 posts
<snip yet more entries>
26) AndyGarbs ......... .367 = .0.393% = 1 in every 254 posts
<snip still more entries>
42) Katie ............. .155 = .0.166% = 1 in every 602 posts
What he said!
and when CM sees you will get aComment
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Diver
Lord of Ruin
BrilloPad
More fingers than teeth
The naming ceremonies are in full swing ...
... the port and tea are flowing ...
... people are in the streets dancing ...
... for two TPD heroes got brand new names ...
... so here comes the music ...
... to celebrate their Drivelnesses ...
The Fabulous Banana Marching Band
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"The Wacky Drivel Racers Theme"
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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostIf I ever get back into Real Time™, I shall try to remember to include you when I do my stats.
The tables I produce are bigger than the 10K posting limit so I have to delete entries manually. The way I do it is purely based on whether i can remember that person having posted lately. Hence the bottom few entries are actually lower in the table than some I will have deleted.
I do that to encourage newbies.Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
The naming ceremonies are in full swing ...
... the port and tea are flowing ...
... people are in the streets dancing ...
... for two TPD heroes got brand new names ...
... so here comes the music ...
... to celebrate their Drivelnesses ...
The Fabulous Banana Marching Band
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It is such an honour to receive this - I would just like to thank all those in cuk who have encouraged me
<bursts into tears>Comment
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A very inebriated man walks into a nightclub and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walks over to her, places his hand up her skirt and begins fondling her. Instantly, she jumps up and slaps him silly.
"I'm sorry," the drunk stammers. "I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."
"Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable asshole," screams the woman.
"That's funny," he mutters back. "You sound like her, too."Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
and when CM sees you will get a
I was highlighting how you and Driver are unimportant, yet have both overtaken me in the past 4 days. I.e., alluding to my envy.
I had snipped the other entries to achieve other aims.
1. Xenophon clearly wants attention in TPD so I gave it.
2. Andygarbs wants a mention in stats, so highlighted him.
3. Katie is a busy newbie so ditto.
If I've pissed everyone off, I'm sorry.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by Bear View PostMorning all
How is everyone?#90209
Well done!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostIt was meant to be funny.
I was highlighting how you and Driver are unimportant, yet have both overtaken me in the past 4 days. I.e., alluding to my envy.
I had snipped the other entries to achieve other aims.
1. Xenophon clearly wants attention in TPD so I gave it.
2. Andygarbs wants a mention in stats, so highlighted him.
3. Katie is a busy newbie so ditto.
If I've pissed everyone off, I'm sorry.
I'm not pissed off, just pretending to be - it was meant to be funnyComment
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