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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    untying the child helps
    well that is out! no f**king way.

    You will want to to take them out of the cellar next!

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      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      Everyone gone to the pub, now then?
      In my dreams! baby issues again.

      I mean - he is 6 months old. cant he shut up all day while I talk bollox?

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        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
        I can just see Diver, in the playground in his Goth version of the school uniform, showing off his hand... "I tell yer, nobody understands me..."

        <Diver writes poetry in the style of Lord Byron>
        An Ode to Diver

        He told us his plans, yes that man did
        And gave us his thinking, very candid:
        "Paying for labour is waste
        I'll do it, post haste."
        And now does his work single-handed.


        Boom, boom!


        IGMC
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          In my dreams! baby issues again.

          I mean - he is 6 months old. cant he shut up all day while I talk bollox?
          kids eh - no respect...

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            well - I have just put the baby down...

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              Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
              An Ode to Diver

              He told us his plans, yes that man did
              And gave us his thinking, very candid:
              "Paying for labour is waste
              I'll do it, post haste."
              And now does his work single-handed.


              Boom, boom!


              IGMC
              Subtle very subtle. (like a brick in a sock)
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                "TPD stats from 2008-03-04 06:30 are here and here."

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                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  well - I have just put the baby down...
                  Had to do that with a dog once
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    as I was saying 2 hours ago I met my builder through f4j.

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                      Originally posted by Diver View Post
                      Had to do that with a dog once
                      Into a cot? yep - some pple treat dogs like babies...

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