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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I like eating snot! as long as it is my own...
    Some years ago, on a busy commuter train from Aylesbury to London, there was a suited bloke scratching the back of his head via his nose.

    He was in there right up to the knuckle and rummaging about in there for a good 2 or 3 minutes.

    There were about 8 of us watching him - we kept glancing at each other in disgust.

    Suddenly his face lit up and out came the finger. With a huge green and orange bogey hanging from it. It was about 3 or four inches long.

    His eyes opened wide, his mouth opened and in it went.

    I nearly puked.

    One woman retched into a paper bag.

    A few make funny choking sounds.

    Dirty, filthy bastard.
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      I hope Bear is okay - he must be quite upset...

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        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        I hope Bear is okay - he must be quite upset...
        hopefully he will post good news later...

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          baby having a sleep now.

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            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            baby having a sleep now.
            about 20 minutes - which is alot for a daytime sleep.

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              when he wakes up gf will drag me out somewhere. as long as it just a walk and not the shops.

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                though MUST be a short walk. my back is v v bad at the moment - getting worse for last 2 weeks.

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                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  though MUST be a short walk. my back is v v bad at the moment - getting worse for last 2 weeks.
                  I wish I knew why. for 6 weeks after xmas my back was good - best since it went in Jan 2005.

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                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    I wish I knew why. for 6 weeks after xmas my back was good - best since it went in Jan 2005.
                    luckily sitting is my best posture.

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                      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                      I've got a for when you get 12345
                      I didn't get one
                      12,345 CUK Posts!





                      Well done!
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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