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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    What? The Furby fireball, or the hamster? Seriously, the hamster was an accident.
    But tasty all the same
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      #92400
      Diver
      Lord of Ruin

      century

      I thought today was smutty Friday?

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        Originally posted by realityhack View Post
        What? The Furby fireball, or the hamster? Seriously, the hamster was an accident.
        The Hamster!! Accident... yeah yeah whatever! You did it on purpose! I can't believe you you make me

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          Originally posted by Diver View Post
          But tasty all the same
          No - it was still alive. I accidentally microwaved it on full power for about 4 seconds, just long enough for it to do a quarter rotation on the turntable. It was trembling, with wide eyes and a sort of stunned look, when I took it out. The then gf (and owner of said hamster) went ballistic.

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            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            #92400
            Diver
            Lord of Ruin

            century

            I thought today was smutty Friday?


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            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              Originally posted by Katie View Post
              The Hamster!! Accident... yeah yeah whatever! You did it on purpose! I can't believe you you make me
              I was about to confess my hamster sins - but I am not sure I can now.

              Tell you what - you can ask my daughter(when you meet her at the horse show). She knows all.

              Alas lovely tinky has passed on - my daughter stil has a piccie of her in her bed. And the death was TOTALLY unrelated to my hamster sins.

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                Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                No - it was still alive. I accidentally microwaved it on full power for about 4 seconds, just long enough for it to do a quarter rotation on the turntable. It was trembling, with wide eyes and a sort of stunned look, when I took it out. The then gf (and owner of said hamster) went ballistic.
                How did you accidentally do that?

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                  Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                  No - it was still alive. I accidentally microwaved it on full power for about 4 seconds, just long enough for it to do a quarter rotation on the turntable. It was trembling, with wide eyes and a sort of stunned look, when I took it out. The then gf (and owner of said hamster) went ballistic.
                  I made the same mistake myself once.
                  With a box of kittens

                  What are we like eh!
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    Originally posted by Diver View Post


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                    Never buy a male hamster if you have childen. Their testes grow enormous. Well that is what the gf says anyway...

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                      righty oh, back from t'pub

                      gonna brave wild North London and then wildest darkest Derbyshire / Nottinghamshire

                      I may see some of you tomorrow on TPD, but if not Monday

                      I will try and get on using GNER WiFi if the peasants in Standard Class don't take up all the bandwidth

                      Married

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