test please delete

[BrilloPad]

One of those silly puppety talking doll things that listen & talk back to you.

The NSA banned them incase they started talking secrets back to people.

They are not allowed for children under 6 either - in case it gives them bad speaking habits.

I have enough trouble with the kids saying anyfink already - drives me

[BrilloPad]

#92229
BrilloPad
More fingers than teeth


pali and full house

[realityhack]

Could you do the same thing with a squirrel? Or a giant alien lizard?

Squirrels aren't that robust, and tend to shred. For a giant alien lizard, you'd need a giant drill, and probably something to bite down on as well as the lube. There will be tears.

[BrilloPad]

#92222
BrilloPad
More fingers than teeth

four of a kind

[zeitghost]

You told me I was in your dreams every night

Goodnight my little Benzedrine puff adder

ROTFLMFAO....

Now I've got to wipe spit off the monitor...

[BrilloPad]

For a giant alien lizard ... there will be tears.

To paraphrase the king in shrek, it is a sacrifice I am willing to make.

[realityhack]

PM me if you need any.

I have litres of the stuff.

Enough to fill a swimming pool? That might be fun.

[BrilloPad]

Body find sparks rush hour train delays
KENT commuters faced diruption this morning after a body was found on a railway line.

Trains in and out of Dartford have been delayed after the discovery at Lewisham.

Southeastern passengers trying to get to London Victoria from Dartford had their service suspended after the body was found at the Lewisham junction at around 6.45am.

A Southeastern spokesman said: "This will have unfortunately caused delay and disruption to many journeys during the morning peak. For this we can only apologise."

Alternative transport to other London train stations is being advised and passengers can use their tickets on the Docklands Light Railway, London Underground and the buses. Train services have been diverted around other stations where possible.

Today I missed the 05:48. I was up on time but was missing about putting out bags for charity(Children's blind society) then I posted a letter.

[Xenophon]

Enough to fill a swimming pool? That might be fun.

Shallow end maybe.

[realityhack]

To paraphrase the king in shrek, it is a sacrifice I am willing to make.

Xen will provide something for you to bite on - and I suppose Zeity can think of it as a funfair ride.