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Don't be so disgusting!Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postwell done on breaking your cherry.

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god only knows. if you ever find out will you let me know please?Originally posted by Diver View PostJust checked on google earth, where the hell are they?
the damned map kept zooming in on Scunthorpe
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In the stocks for you, chum.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI haven't checked out the picture - is it one of realityhack??
CM - pass a ferret and that tub of Vaseline.
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you wait until I come to the horse showOriginally posted by Katie View PostDon't be so disgusting!
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostIn the stocks for you, chum.
CM - pass a ferret and that tub of Vaseline.
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Here you go little squirrely oneOriginally posted by realityhack View PostIn the stocks for you, chum.
CM - pass a ferret and that tub of Vaseline.
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Lundy Fastnet Irish Sea:
West or southwest 5 to 7, occasionally gale 8. Rough or very rough. rain then showers. Moderate or good, occasionally poor...
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Shannon Rockall Malin Hebrides:
Southerly veering westerly 6 to gale 8, occasionally severe gale 9. rough or very rough, occasionally high later. Rain then squally showers. Moderate or good, occasionally poor...Comment
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