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Originally posted by Katie View PostSorry I was uploading phto's so I could change my profile picture!Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Katie View PostNope, we never have knock downs!Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostSo your horse just stops short and tips you into the fence then?Comment
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Diver - open the Champagne - CM, get the Red Bull - Scourer, open that box of party streamers - Zeity, get some music on (none of that Arturian rave rubbish) and Katie - come over here and let me read the shipping forecast to you for a while...
"Viking North Utsire:
Northwesterly 4 or 5 backing southerly 5 to 7, perhaps gale 8 later. very rough or high. Occasional rain. Good becoming moderate or poor.
South Utsire:
Northwesterly backing southerly 5 to 7. Very rough or high. Occasional rain. Good becoming moderate or poor..."Comment
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostTop Ho me hearties - it's a bally well bloody brilliant day hey ho? Now grab me that bottle of brandy and sit here on my knee and tell me a story about the good old days, like the bestest brilliant chums that we are.
Actually - on second thoughts - don't sit on my knee.git
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostTop Ho me hearties - it's a bally well bloody brilliant day hey ho? Now grab me that bottle of brandy and sit here on my knee and tell me a story about the good old days, like the bestest brilliant chums that we are.
Actually - on second thoughts - don't sit on my knee.
Then the newbies ruined it all.
I wish it was as fun as it used to be, before people like me came along.
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Originally posted by Katie View PostHa Ha!
I don't know but get her off!
This is a respectable thread young lady.
CM! cover your eyes dear
Shocking !!!Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostNo, he's been quiet today.
Maybe he's working?are you sitting behind me?
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