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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostGreetings, salutations and felicitations
Looks like the aversion therapy didn't work
I must arrange to meet him at Fuzzy's one of these lunchtimesConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View Post???
Oh! he lost it earlier, I remember nowComment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostThat's what happens when they go out to party and get themselves in the wrong places coming home... I've spent up to a minute searching for before now, and even has sometimes escaped me for a number of secondsConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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I shall be getting off to bed soon as well.
pk's are kicking inConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostI thought they hibernated during the cold weather?Comment
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I am so damned thirsty though. I've drunk 2 ltrs of milk since I logged in tonightConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View Postyeh! at this time of night it would have cost you a bomb in taxi's getting home after passionate lovemaking
I used to frequently do hour long walks home from friends' places in the small hours of the morning, in the pouring rain... it's amazing what being on the dole in the Eighties can do for your resilience
One time it would have taken me two hours or more after I took a bus to visit a friend in the country who'd forgotten I was coming and gone into the city... after the village pub closed I just popped into a nearby wood, built myself a fire and a bivvy, then went round in the morning and told her offComment
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Originally posted by AtW View PostNope. Get them some nuts tomorrow! Or else!
Fussy eating squirrels
They liked the slices of pomegranate I put out thoughConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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