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Confusion is a natural state of being -
Originally posted by Diver View PostI've been called
Barrel chested
Big lump
Wide as tall
Wardrobe & fridge
flip me, wouldn't like to bump into him in a dark alley
But never LittleComment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostCoz they like it?
Which reminds me, I saw 8 magpies in a tree yesterday...Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostProbably thinks Offa’s Dyke is the nickname of a butch lesbian prossy innitComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostDS23 10,000
zeitghost 8,895
Diver 7,537
BrilloPad 7,520
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TheFaQQer 7,033
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Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostAnd?
three for a girl and four for a boy,
five for silver, six for gold,
seven for a secret never to be told...
Magpie!
So wot's 8 then?Comment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostI've been called
Barrel chested
Big lump
Wide as tall
Wardrobe & fridge
flip me, wouldn't like to bump into him in a dark alley
But never Little
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Originally posted by Xenophon View PostI miss FG.
Perveyor of fine erotica... (rather than the more common pron).Comment
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