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Probably thinks Offa’s Dyke is the nickname of a butch lesbian prossy innitConfusion is a natural state of being -
Shwmai, Diver bach....Originally posted by Diver View PostI've been called
Barrel chested
Big lump
Wide as tall
Wardrobe & fridge
flip me, wouldn't like to bump into him in a dark alley
But never Little


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And?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostCoz they like it?
Which reminds me, I saw 8 magpies in a tree yesterday...Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostProbably thinks Offa’s Dyke is the nickname of a butch lesbian prossy innit
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I miss FG.Originally posted by Diver View PostDS23 10,000
zeitghost 8,895
Diver 7,537
BrilloPad 7,520
BrowneIssue 7,409
TheFaQQer 7,033
cailin maith 6,482
NickFitz 4,697
FiveTimes 4,210
Bear 3,680
Fortune Green 2,209


Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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One for sorrow,two for joy,Originally posted by Diver View PostAnd?
three for a girl and four for a boy,
five for silver, six for gold,
seven for a secret never to be told...
Magpie!
So wot's 8 then?Comment
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No compliments then...Originally posted by Diver View PostI've been called
Barrel chested
Big lump
Wide as tall
Wardrobe & fridge
flip me, wouldn't like to bump into him in a dark alley
But never Little


Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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As do we all.Originally posted by Xenophon View PostI miss FG.
Perveyor of fine erotica... (rather than the more common pron).Comment
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