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Vodka cocktailBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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See ya later TedOriginally posted by Bear View PostI think i'm going to go and do some work

Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I am just trying to build a decent court case here.Originally posted by Katie View PostWhat sort of thing are you implying? xComment
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Followed by a good, hardOriginally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI don't know what Woo Woo is.
Sounds like you need a hot soak in the bath and a gentle massage.
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that is not what the viz profanesaurus says.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostVodka cocktail
apparently it is worse than bukkake(sp?). and I doubt googling it is safe at work...Comment
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Very.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostJust thinking about green things to wrestle in.
At least you'd be clean.
Without a jot or tittle of oil in your skin too...Comment
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooo!Originally posted by Diver View PostThe cooker/Range just defeated me, I was going to boil some eggs.
Apparently you have to push in and twist the gas control knob and hold it while you then push in and twist the starter knob to light the gas.
ferkin idiot design
Corned beef slices it is then
Bully beef tins are lethal!Comment
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Archers, vodka and cranberry juice from memory - oh and oj maybe?Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI don't know what Woo Woo is.
Sounds like you need a hot soak in the bath and a gentle massage.Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostResults 1 - 10 of about 20,900 for shovel death gore.
Results 1 - 10 of about 40,100 for shovel diver beware.
Results 1 - 10 of about 266,000 for diver anything beware.


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