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    #id
    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    I suggested "Muhammad-like" for Bear if he gets to 5000.

    I'm thinking "Fingers Like Zeity" might be a good one.
    I think that story will be long forgotten by the time I get there.
    Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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      #id
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      I never call a spade a spade.
      I call it an optimum logic sub stratum revelation device.

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        #id
        Originally posted by Bear View Post
        I'm working on it
        I've got matches and petrol now, another fire coming up
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          #id
          Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
          Results 1 - 10 of about 1,360 for rotovator "health and safety".

          Results 1 - 10 of about 1,560 for rotovator injury.

          This isn't looking good.

          Results 1 - 10 of about 151 for rotovator chop feet off.

          Results 1 - 10 of about 77 for rotovator chop feet off blood little pieces.

          Results 1 - 10 of about 75 for rotovator chop feet off blood big pieces.

          Results 1 - 10 of about 306 for rotovator arterial red.

          Results 1 - 10 of about 61 for rotovator perfectly harmless and safe.

          But this is even worse! ...

          Results 1 - 10 of about 24,500 for spade death gore.
          And why aren't you in the bunker?

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            #id
            I did just ask the boss for more working - for next Monday.

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              #id
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              I did just ask the boss for more working - for next Monday.
              He had a good then told me to clear off

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                #id
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                He had a good then told me to clear off
                I think I might have to beast the permies...

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by Diver View Post
                  guess I'll just have to employ another illegal immigrant then
                  hard working cheap polish chap

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    I never call a spade a spade.
                    Results 1 - 10 of about 20,900 for shovel death gore.

                    Results 1 - 10 of about 40,100 for shovel diver beware.

                    Results 1 - 10 of about 266,000 for diver anything beware.
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      And why aren't you in the bunker?
                      Oops. Sorry.

                      Bye!

                      Remember: I wasn't here, OK?
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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