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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    The virgins are mine by the way
    I bet you have a soapy ***** **** lined up for them?

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      02 March: An inhabitant has left TPDVille to look for a job.

      Population
      607
      Unemployment
      2 %
      Transport
      98 %
      Criminality
      2 %
      Pollution
      2 %
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        hi BI - I hope you are well. I think the users will get the better of me today
        That's defeatist talk, man. They can shoot you for that, you know.

        Pull yourself together. Be a man. Stand up and face the front. Clean your gun, fix your bayonet, have a cup of tea, then:


        Up and at 'em!
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          and my pc keeps telling me it needs to reboot to update - why cant it just stop annoying me?
          Because it hates you.

          It was happy but then someone put a Micro$oft product on it.

          Now it is bitter and angry and hates people.

          Can you blame it?
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            It is to do with an ETF - exchange traded future
            And? Go on.
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              Originally posted by Diver View Post
              I may pop over to general and start an argument later
              that is difficult isn't it? try saying helo or talking to someone - that should suffice.

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                11900 cuk posts

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                  Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                  it is bitter and angry and hates people.
                  sounds like me after the divorce. I wonder if m$ is divorced?

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                    Originally posted by Diver View Post
                    try “Three Virgins and a Devil” The virgins are mine by the way
                    Has Google just done some sort of update. It definitely ain't behaving right today.
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      it is quite complex instrument - and looks like landed on my plate. the users who trade them are highly highly aggressive - quite frankly they make me look like a BGB.
                      BGB?
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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