I have my confirmation that I'm going to the IAP Spring Seminar. I don't suppose anyone else here is going.
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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points -
WE only rewired 3 years ago - extra plugs in. run out already - 4 extension cables round house.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostThere is no such thing as "too many extension leads".
When at the BBC, a colleague was told to order 70 'cos we were putting in a load of new servers.
He ordered 700.
The extras were put in the IT Dept's store room. They had disappeared within a week. It seemed they were actually all deployed on BBC premises rather than stolen for domestic use.Comment
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Same in LOndon - sky looks really really dark and angry.Originally posted by Diver View PostBig dark cloud starting to creep over the hills to the West of the valley
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Originally posted by Diver View Post1. Unfortunately surface demand/support diving does not include tea.
No tea? NO TEA???
What an awful job!
Do they at least do diver's suits with a transparent section round the bum so you can show off your hairiness?Originally posted by Diver View Post2. No, coz I would have to have a bung to plug up the hole or I would end up with a major cold water enema
And can you stand there scratching your balls with your hand down the front of your diving trousers like builders do with the joggy bottoms?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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a man has 3 ages depending on how he treats a pile of leaves.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostSorry, I'm showing my age again, aren't I?
I'll be wittering on about "customer service" next.Comment
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young will run through them. middle aged walk around them. old aged will write to council about them.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Posta man has 3 ages depending on how he treats a pile of leaves.Comment
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Please place names below for IAP seminar Outing:Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI have my confirmation that I'm going to the IAP Spring Seminar. I don't suppose anyone else here is going.
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DennyConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Wow! Those pills you are on are great, aren't they?Originally posted by Diver View PostBut when the cost of supply drops, they will all rush to lower our utility bills
Go on, tell us what you think El Gordo will do to tax on petrol now there are all these congestion zones. Or stamp duty what with house prices being what they are.
Quick, before the effect of the tablets wears off again.
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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sign of the times - lots of electrical items everywhere. we have telly and broadband and phone in one place - that is 6 sockets for a start.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWE only rewired 3 years ago - extra plugs in. run out already - 4 extension cables round house.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postyoung will run through them. middle aged walk around them. old aged will write to council about them.
pile them against your house and set fire to them
Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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