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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    TThe good thing about the village is the roads are extremely narrow and twisted, the articulated lorries can't get around the corners so they don't use this route.
    Just wait until the next SatNav data update ...
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      As soon as my hand is better, I am going to drag the chainsaw out and cut down the copse of trees at the back of the property.
      I will feed the thinner branches through the shredder and cut the logs to size for the wood burner that I am installing in my workshop.
      As soon as my hand is better, I am going to drag the chainsaw out and cut down the copse of toes at the back of the property.
      I will feed the thinner bones through the shredder and cut the legs to size for the head burner that I am installing in my workshop.



      HTH
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        morning all

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          Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
          Just wait until the next SatNav data update ...
          There's a nice turning area just before the village so that lorries that get to the first unnavigable corner can turn around and go back the way they came.
          it's well posted and easy for the drivers to see that they can't make the switchback corner.
          haven't seen one stuck there in the past two months anyway.
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
            As soon as my hand is better, I am going to drag the chainsaw out and cut down the copse of toes at the back of the property.
            I will feed the thinner bones through the shredder and cut the legs to size for the head burner that I am installing in my workshop.



            HTH
            Ha Ha Ha!
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
              morning all
              Morning 5x
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                It's amazing how many "programmers" don't know anything about such stuff these days...
                I got a lecture one lunch time from a business analyst at PreviousClientCo about how computers can only count up to 2 and how they string all these 2s together to make bigger numbers.

                They taught him that at college.

                So I tried telling him how an ALU works. He was having none of it.
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                  morning all
                  Morning 5X!
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Wifey is up!

                    poor thing looks exhausted.

                    perhaps this is not the right time to suggest a bit of passion
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                      Distract... distract... it will only quicken the answer while you think of either coping a feel or the thought of a soapy tit ****
                      Good Heavens. A soapy tit ****. That takes me back many, many years!

                      Thanks for the reminder...
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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